Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Gere and Friends Bash Bush

Richard Gere took time off from his busy schedule visiting airport bathrooms to trash President Bush in Italy. "What's interesting to me is how do the bad people among us end up our leaders".

He was joined by no talent actress Charlize Theron and traiter George Clooney.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Hillary not over 2000

At the "You Tube" debate Hillary had a BDS seizure

"I think it is a problem that Bush was elected in 2000. I actually thought somebody else was elected in that election."

Coming up next, the dems go to the "My Space Debate". Edwards is really pissed with Obama because he won't let him on his friends list.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

West Hollywood Impeaches Bush

The West Hollywood city council had a mass delusion in which they thought they were the U.S. Senate, and impeached Bush. Mayor John Duran, who I think used to be in Duran Duran, callled for towns all over America to impeach Bush and also announced his undying love for Congressman Henry Waxman. Sounds like hizzoner is hungry like the wolf.

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Very Few People Saw his BDS

BDS sufferer and conspiracy theorist Keith Olberman had a major attack of BDS Monday Night on his show on MSNBC.

"But our winner, by unanimous decision, the 43rd President of the United States, who has tonight commuted the sentence of one of the key members of his own administration, who has done it gutlessly by press release, who has buried it on the Monday of the longest Fourth of July weekend possible, and who has, in so doing, forfeited his claim to being President of anything larger than a small, privileged, elitist, undemocratic, anti-constitutional cabal. "As Oliver Cromwell said to the infamous Rump Parliament in England more than 350 years ago, 'You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you.' In the name of God, go. George Walker Bush, today's 'Worst Person in the World.' As you may have suspected, tomorrow night, here on Countdown, a 'Special Comment' calling on this Vice President and this President to resign. Tomorrow night on Countdown."

Fortunately for him, since he is on MSNBC, very few people saw his breakdown.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

BDS Sufferer's Delusions of Impeachment

Years ago in Vietnam, BDS sufferer John Murtha drank some agent orange, which has manifested itself in delusions and a yellow streak down his back. Today on CBS' Face the Nation, AKA Face the Very Small Audience That Watches this Crap, Murtha went into a rant that he will have Bush impeached if the president vetoes the current dem appropriations bill that has a built in surrender clause. Congressman Murtha's BDS is made worse by the media who act as enablers to encourage his dementia.

It is recommended that Congressman Murtha treat his BDS by taking advantage of the congressional retirement plan that is hands down better than any retirement plan of the taxpayers who pay for his.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

BDS Sufferer Loses Job

Rosie O'Donnell, who has suffered for years with BDS will be leaving The View, which refused to renew her contract. Ms. O'Donnell's case is one of the more serious ones, and often manifests itself by uncontrollably exclaiming, "Impeach Bush" or "Impeach Cheney". She also suffers from delusions, such as her most recent fantasy about George Bush causing the World Trade Center towers to collapse on 9/11.

We would hope that she be cured of her BDS, but believe that someone like Oprah or George Soros will make sure that her voice continues to be heard.

BDS Patient Threatens Nevada GOP Official

Matthew Hunter Kramer is accused of threatening a Nevada Republican Party official with a rifle. He was arrested Tuesday in a vehicle in which police found swords, knives, a shotgun, shells and a flare gun.

On, Kramer April 3 invited Zachary Moyle, executive director of the state GOP, look at something in the trunk of his Mercedes before pulling out a rifle, pointing it at his face and warning that he would be back if President Bush vetoed an emergency war spending bill being considered by Congress. Kramer also removed photos of Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney from the wall of the office and threatened to harm staff members. Proving criminals are stupid, Kramer left his cell phone number with office staff before leaving, police said. He is charged with criminal syndicalism, assault with a deadly weapon and aiming a firearm at a person.

Boy these peace protestors really are violent